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Endangered Species — Epilogue

Doctor Octopus has to placate his displeased benefactors.

( You are both men of science, so you know theory has limits, you must go out and experiment. We know what we're up against. )

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Endangered Species — Night of the Sentinels

The X-Men follow Beetle and Vulture to their hideout where Rhino is waiting for them along with three massive death robots!

( Robots. I can break those. Let me break them. I want to see who cries. )

The X-Men split up to take down the Sentinels. Firestar, Cyclops, and Spider-Man vs. the Rhino!

( Robots aren't even supposed to harm people! That's Asimov's first rule of robotics. That should go for Russian cyborgs, too! )

Rogue and Wolverine vs. the Beetle!

( Can I just say, you take me to the best places? )

Marvel Girl and Blink vs. the Vulture!

( This is the plot to bad porn! )

The Sentinels have one last trick up their sleeve, though.

( Giants robots explodin'. Just what the world needed more of. )

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Endangered Species — Wings in the Night

Spider-Man and the X-Men, anticipating another attack on Norman Osborn, sneak into OsCorp's charity gala to keep an eye on him.

( Some corporation had to spend millions of dollars of its own just to convince other people to do the right thing? That didn't seem right. )

The Beetle and Vulture don't even stand a chance.

( Now come on, listen to the pretty lady and get out. You can swindle your friends out of their money another time. But you gotta go. )

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Miles, Nica, & Bobby, backdated to Saturday, May 14

Nica and Bobby aren't happy with Miles after their Saturday afternoon adventure, but he does what he can to make things right between them again.

( They're called 'secret identities' for a reason. )

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Endangered Species — On the Rampage

Miles and Bobby show Rahne, Nica, and Amara around Manhattan, but their trip is stopped short . . .

( Here's an interesting tidbit, ladies. Madison Square Garden is neither a square nor a garden. )

. . . By the arrival of the mecha-suited Rhino, Beetle, and Vulture! Spider-Man and Generation X to the rescue!

( Light Girl, you and Frosty go take Birdy. Watch out for the wings, they're sharp as hell. Fire Girl and Wolfy, you take Flappy Buggy. I'll get Horny. )

Spider-Man takes the Rhino one on one.

( I don't suppose you'll save me the trouble and just tell me who's paying you? )

And Nica and Bobby battle the Vulture.

( Time to show this old buzzard what we've got. Dazzler, eat your heart out! )

While Rahne and Amara stop the Beetle.

( Go on, shoo, get outta here. Go hump someone else's leg. )

The battle is won, but Generation X is not happy to learn who their secret ally actually is.

( I guess it depends on how many more masks you've got. Let's just get out of here already. )