Another one rides the bus

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Around midnight on Sunday, Sam checks his email:

Sammy,

I know it's really late but you're not going to believe it! Looks like your little sister's mutant gene finally kicked in! I'm a mutant!

No, I didn't just put on a towel and jump off the roof. It's for real this time!

Do you know what this means? Sammy, I'm so excited! I really can't form coherent thoughts. I just thought you should know first. I really hope you haven't become too busy to check your e-mail.

I miss you very much and love you even more!

Love,
Gee

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Gee~

You're serious? That's the best news I've had in a long time! I'm so happy for you! And proud! I knew you had it in you, li'l sis. :) So to speak.

Now you're gonna come up to the school, right? I'll go talk to Professor Xavier right away. Go tell Momma, and ask if it's okay. She'll prob'ly want you to come stay here with me.

So! Tell me all about it! What can you do? Do you do the thermo-chemical thing like me, or something different?

Give my love to Momma and the little ones.

Love and miss you,
Sammy

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Sammy,

I'm very serious! Thanks so much, brother darling.

I would love to come to your school, if they'd have me. I talked to Momma.

I'll tell you all about my powers when I talk to you in person. It sounds rather odd without a demonstration.

Can't really stay long, I have to pack! Talk to you soon!

Love,
Gee


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Gee~

Can't wait 'til you get here!

Love,
Sammy


(Sorry. No porn. But you can all imagine hothot Guthriecest, if you so desire. :p)

Comments

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

*is smirking. you can't see it, but he is*

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

... Grrr. Who says you never get any fun, huh? Your sarcasm is just an act to let you get what you want.

I have figured you out. ::makes secret-smut-society handsign::

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

My sarcasm sends its love. Again.

Re:

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Hah. May I call you Sarcasm Slut? Nevermind, I'll do it anyway.

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

*polishes sarcasm slut badge*

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

*gives Terry an "Underage Slut" badge*

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ::feels honored::

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

We can make you do more than that...

What does a telepathic moan of ecstasy sound like, anyway?

[x-sparky.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I'm sure we can arrange a hearing.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

I'll pencil you into my datebook.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

That's the kind of research I could get into.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

I wanna get into YOUR research baby, owowww!

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

You know, with you two cutie-patooties going on like that I'm not only getting hot but also the notion that all that talk about good old-fashioned traditions are upheld in farmer's communities are true. Inbreeding obviously creates some very excellent specimen. ::ogles you two::

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Aww... chickpea.

You'll certainly help with the forgetting I'm homesick.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm here for, babe. I have skills! ::flashes chest icon::

Re:

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

WELL. If the Guthries ever have an underage show, you're invited, I say.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

*writes "Siryn The Underage Slut" on the guestlist*

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

::bows:: I thank ye, kind sir.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Those're some tiny skills.

Talk about chick-peas.

Re:

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm working on it, believe me! I've grown so much in the last 4 months, those bloody things need some time to catch up!