To: Frost, Emma
From: Gavin, Jake jr
Subject: The bitch is back
The Louis Vuitton attachè case?
I remember no Louis Vuitton -- ah. That thing. I think I trashed it. Or possibly I gave it to that nice Casiraghi girl...
Remember, don't shoot the messenger!
At least not again.
Do you have any idea how annoying that is?
I'm desperately bored, by the way. How do you stand it? Why do people take vacations?
Also, Manuel de la Rocha AND Shinobi Shaw?
You're insane, dear.
And, yeah, I'm a woman now.
To: Worthington III
From: Gavin, Jake jr
Subject: RE: RE: Insufferable Brats and Manhattan
I take back everything I ever said about you. You're obviusly a true gentleman. Have already raided Betsy's closet for clothes to wear.
And, Sirius Black. Incredibly handsome, tortured shapeshifter, what does that say, if not Jake Gavin jr?
Jake
ps
I'm not going anywhere near your hallway again. I'm too traumaticed.
To: Marko, Cain
From: Gavin, Jake
Subject: Furniture
Mr. Marko,
Is it possible to get some comfortable chairs up to my room? And possibly another bookcase? And various other things. Or should I just go shopping?
Jake
To: Wisdom
From: Gavin, Jake
Subject: Pubcrawl
Wisdom!
When did you get back?
Who cares?
Save me!
Give me alcohol.
There are teenagers here.
And they angst.
And play Christmas songs.
I can't take it any more.
Jake