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Everyone retrieved, Team!Science gets down to shutting things down for good.

( I mean, you hear quantum and you're thinking an explosion of blue energy or something. )

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While the group debates what to do for Rahne, a solution arrives from an unexpected place.

( How'd you get past the survivors staged all over this place? Or the zombies? )

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Having found what they need, the group is sent down to dig obsidian and build a portal.

( Then we can build us a portal and get down to business. )

The team goes through their portal - and finds the way home.

( I literally have no idea what the hell is going on, but I'm already irrationally angry about everything here. )

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The Science!Bros managed to haul back the group from the Illiad, but it's not the gentlest ride. Harrison and Ev come up with a solution.

( OK, plan B. Remote activated transition is way too violent. )

Mission accomplished, the Rebels are on their way back to base… and two strangers turn up in the shuttle while they’re in hyperspace.

( Man, we could have had lightsabers. )

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The final showdown. Spoiler alert: Marie-Ange gets to stab someone.

( But yes, I would like to not be here anymore. )

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Kurt and Ty breach the walls of Troy in whatever shape or form they can then go back for the others.

( There's enough to keep us from becoming the next big thing in pin cushions. )

The walls of Troy have been breached and in the ensuing chaos everyone has to find each other again because their chance of survival is better in larger numbers. And in the off chance this is a Danger Room scenario gone wrong like they hope, no one wants to get accidentally left behind.

( Meggan successfully dodged a few people that were running blindly in their terror )

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The great escape! Meeting up near the hangers, the Rebels fight their way out to a shuttle, and off the planet.
( Guess so. You still got the holocron? )

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Bobby explains enchanting weapons to Kyle, and Kyle does not turn himself into a parrot.

( Freaking seriously? Video games are dumb. )

It turns out some of their powers do work in this weird Minecraft world, they just have to be clever about it.

( Alright, here we go. )

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They've been on the road for several days now since hightailing it out of the warehouse where they'd encountered some human survivors. Rachel had joined their group amidst their escape. They've been taking shifts driving and sleeping and scavenging for gas. The consensus had been to get this place in Baltimore as fast as possible to save Rahne, who's stuck in an between state of werewolf and not, and avoid any more close calls.

( You would kill her )

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In the open plains below the city of Troy, Sharon and Logan dressed in the battle gear they had stumbled upon earlier cause a ruckus and face off against Hector and Aeneas, heroes of legend.

( A high undulating sound filled the air, soon joined by the clopping of hooves over the plain as Sharon galloped forward. )

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Meanwhile, Tara’s body is hauled away to be transported back to her Inquisitor father.

( You really want to ask a lot of questions about a dead rebel Force user killed during a break-in )

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Seriously, for a game that has so many monsters, you spend a lot more time doing everything except fighting them. Kyle and Terry and Darcy make food - and Darcy reports that she can't cheat them home by command-killing the dragon.

( Po-tay-toes. But all you can do is bake ‘em. )

Poor Clarice - she's gotten all the teleporting of a Minecraft Enderman and all the downsides too, like not wanting to be looked at. Terry and Clarice make armor and conversation.

( Who’s getting the diamond armor? )

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As it gets toward sundown, the group decides to seek shelter again for the night. They don't know the hunting patterns of the zombies and they need to look for more supplies for Rahne and for themselves.

( It would appear that there are no zombies within hearing distance. )

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Meggan and Clea have split off from Kurt and Ty to face off against Aetenor and Dolon, respectively.

( With the way he gave chase, the situation could have been humorous if it weren’t so dire )

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The traitor is double-crossed, the former Sith is dead and the rest of the group are in a cell - has the mission completely failed?

( Why throw away a useful weapon when you can hide it away and use it in secret. )

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Bobby is the only one who knows anything about this game, but he has a theory about how they might get to go home.

( It's the ENDER DRAGON! ba da DAH duh, ba da da da duh )

It turns out Bobby's plan involves more of the same - digging, farming, building.

( Why is so much of a video game where we fight a dragon more like a video game where we're farmers? )

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Cecil has been taken by a Librarian! Our heroes go in to save him.

( Hey there, Cecil! )

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After a restless night in the abandoned house, the group leaves in the large SUV they've managed to start up and provision. The faster the progress they make to Baltimore the better.

( Rahne’s internal Kyle immediately said ‘oh HELL NO’ but then again, Kyle had never been bitten by a zombie )

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Death is only temporary. Uuuuuuuuuuuh right?

( Is this why they had to kill me? )

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After coming up with their plan of action, the group splits into two smaller groups with Sharon and Logan off to cause the biggest distraction they can while the others work on getting to the walls of Troy.

( While it was strangely tempting to stick around and watch the legendary Trojan Horse being built, Meggan knew it was out of the question. )

( The guard turned around sharply at the sound, moving among the racks of swords )