Happy one year, mi amor
Mar. 3rd, 2026 11:41 am February is over, and thank goodness.
I continue to be offended that I was not born on Valentine's Day, so thank you all for understanding this difficult time of my life.
I thought I fixed it by marrying the one and only woman who will ever put up with me permanently, but apparently no. February still sucks.
Bobbi also sucks. Hehehehehe.
Fellas, things don't stop just because you're married. Phew, there I said it. Feels good to get that off my chest. Marriage isn't awful.
I love you, Bobbi. I'm glad we eloped. I'm not glad that I now owe Hope enough to buy a small country for breaking our contract.
