xp_logs | Kyle and Jan, backdated to Saturday evening

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After Kyle's No Good Terrible Very Bad Day, Jan does her best to cheer Kyle up. Much like fortune cookies, cheering up works better if you add "In bed" to the end of it.

(Safe for work, nothing that would be out of place on in a PG-13 movie.)

With the "Visit" from Dr. Farouk over, Kyle cracked his laptop just long enough to see that Laurie hadn't left anymore bitchy comments, and that Jan had asked him to visit. Well, at least -something- was not blowing up in his face. Hopefully. He knocked on the outside of the suite door, which was just slightly open, and then opened it slowly, calling a "Hey. Got your comment, but only just now." as he did.

Jan smiled and Kyle and hugged him, being careful due to his injured ribs. "Survived the lecture? Was it all that bad? I can't think it would be any worse than a dinosaur trying to eat you and Laurie trying to make you sleep while that was happening."

"Well, like, less lecture and more he blackmailed me to get away from my computer by threatening to cook again." Kyle made a face as he hugged Jan back, just at the memory of the blackmail, and the memory of the -smell- that it had brought up. "I'm telling you, that man is pure evil. Evil McDoctorEvilStein."

"Guy could use some cooking lessons, I'd guess," Jan said. "Not that my cooking's enough to totally wow people, but at least I don't stink up the mansion when I feel like making something to eat. So come in, yeah? The evil man's not going to bother you here."

It wasn't really -hard- to convince Kyle to go into the suite. He'd just been distracted with his arms full of Jan, and that sort of thing was very distracting. In the good way. "I don't think he'd ever cooked before, and some people, just, well, not meant to cook. Ever. Everever. In the entire universe if the world was ending ever." Dimly Kyle realized he was probably talking way too much about Dr. Farouk's horrible cooking.

"Are you hungry now?" Jan asked Kyle. "I can cook something for you, or maybe just make a sandwich. Dinner in bed, or if you want to wait until tomorrow it can be breakfast in bed."

"Dude, breakfast in bed." Kyle repeated, sort of amused by the whole idea. "I should make you breakfast in bed sometime. I mean, I make a pretty awesome omelet." Admittedly, Kyle's definition of omelet was more like an omel. There was nothing small about it. He grinned down at Jan. "Or you know, we could do the 'in bed' part and then go -get- dinner."

Jan grinned back at Kyle, not shy at all even though they hadn't done the "in bed" part before. "Yeah, that is kind of what I was getting at." As he'd been hurt only hours before, she added, "Don't worry, I'll be gentle. This time."

Kyle blinked and stammered for a second, and then smacked himself in the forehead. ~Do not act like an idiot when the girl is saying what you think she's saying!~ The grin didn't leave his face, even though he looked slightly dumbfounded. "I'm not -that- hurt. It's just bruised ribs. I've... " He stopped and then looked at Jan. "Uh. Have you... I mean... "

"Have I what? Had sex before?" Jan shook her head. "Nope, this will be the first time. Surprising, yeah, I know, but I risked being hurt or worse in high school if people found out I was a mutant, and there's only so much you can do comfortably without revealing 'Hi, I have wings and can zap you!'"

Still blinking and slightly stunned. "You've put an awful lot more thought into this than I did the first time.. okay, I mean, ... I don't have to, uh, go back and get um... okay, just tell me to shut up any time now. " Kyle clapped a hand over his mouth, although underneath, it was obvious he was starting to laugh at himself.

"Well, I know I don't have anything, and I'm on the Pill, but I did buy condoms, too, so..." Jan shrugged lightly. Yeah, she'd just made it obvious that she'd been planning on having sex with him, hadn't she? But, well, she had, so why hide it?

"Those are probably a good idea." Kyle took his hand off his mouth, and raked his fingers through his hair. "I don't think I can actually catch anything, but, well, dinosaur-guy, wounds." This was probably the least comfortable conversation he'd ever had, and there was a part of him demanding that he shut the hell up and just go have sex. And a louder part reminding him of Laurie's insistence that he couldn't control himself, and that he had to prove her wrong. "I got the round of tests while they were taping me up. Yay bloodwork." He really needed to shut up.

Jan coughed lightly. Right around now she was really glad Dani was in her room and not in the shared area, and she hoped Dani was asleep and had not heard any of this. "OK, so... I'm going to my room now and I'm going to take off all of my clothes and be in there all naked and I hope you'll do the same."

"Just, you know, bear with me, with, the, you know... thing." Belatedly, Kyle realized that the entire problem here was that he was not shutting the hell up, and that the hot girl who was telling him that she was about to get naked was walking away towards her room. And shedding clothes. And he very quickly decided that the rest of his craptastic day could leave him the hell alone in favor of following Jan and shutting her bedroom door behind him.