Email log between Bobbi and Warren
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xp_logsFrom: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: [b.morse@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
Goooood morning, darling and good news!
The contractor finally agreed that I have an obscene amount of money to throw at him, and he actually finished the bathroom. This means the penthouse is livable again (and yes, I know I have more than one bathroom in there, but as I've told you before, a man's throne is a man's throne). Feel like going into the city for a late New Year's? I still can't believe I had to work all through the holidays... I'll give you the card, maybe you and Sue can go shopping for an outfit.
Oh, and make sure you download this app. The pin is 1490. Don't give it out. I don't want anyone else taking showers in my place.
<3
W
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
Do you ever throw any non-obscene amounts of money, I wonder? Hmm. On the other hand, damn, that is some shower. I will be taking advantage of
That sounds like a fabulous idea, I'd love to catch up with Sue.
< B (see what I did there?)
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: [b.morse@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
I only measure money in obscenity units. We're reading hedonism levels at this point. And you better. That app is a private profile, set to yourself. Just you. Me. No one else has it. Not even Luz. I bought her her own shower. Showers are sacred. Why would you want to be in one that someone else has been in? I don't understand it. At all.
Don't get jealous that I bought her a wall-sized television and not you.
< W (mine looks like a snake with a birthday hat on its face. I'm not very creative)
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
Oh dear. What's the smallest amount in obscene units? A fuck? And it's a good thing you're so familiar with hedonism then, phew.
Will do, no sharing the shower with anyone. Good thing you told me, that was a close call! There are some reasons you'd want to share one with someone, I can show you a few some time, if you'd like to understand. If you don't then it's your loss.
Wall-sized? Wow, that must've set you back a lot of fucks.
- B (it's ok, I keep you around for other reasons <3)
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: [b.morse@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
A fuck seems like it should be more considerable than that. A lay maybe?
You know, I was having one of my rare clarity moments and I realized while I constantly cheat on you, you haven't bothered once. You know you're allowed to right? Men, women, robots...want a sex robot? I can get you one.
The invoice made Jolene choke. So that means it cost a lot of blowjobs.
- W (you're adorable, you know that?)
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
Yes, excellent point. So it cost you a good lay, then? I see, I see.
I'll pass on the sex robot, but thanks for the consideration I guess? Wait, do they actually exist? Just curious, and not in that way.
You owe me a new keyboard, I spit my water out on this one as I read that. :P
- B (but of course!)
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: [b.morse@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
Don't you read the news? There's a new one, AI and everything. All it needs is an anti-virus and you're good to go ;)
Right, well, I should get back to work ...send me some boobs, help me get through this day.
- W (insert sappy romantic comeback)
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
...ok I could keep going with that but now I don't want to. Ew.
If I've told you once, I've told you 80085 times, I won't do that. Or did I? Hmmm. Guess you just may have to wait until you come home, since, as they say, the breast things come to those who wait.
- B (yeah yeah I've made better puns I know)
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: [b.morse@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
....fuck it. I can do these reports at home. Want to test out the new shower with me? I'll let you set it as scalding as you want.
- W (I'm already naked under my pants)
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Subject: RE: Finally!
Why, I'm already there, of course. Had to test out the new code and all, and the new shower as well. ;)
- B (if you're reading this you should stop reading and get here now)
