Alani & Warren | Important Sex Ed Research
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xp_logs(backdated) Following Alex’s going away party, Alani commandeers Warren for her own work. (Aka Alani and Warren watch porn together but no sex is had.)
"See, I just don't think that'd be comfortable." Alani commented as the figures on the television continued to moan. Slowly, her head tilted before she finally shook it negatory. "But it's not the worst I've ever seen on the glorification of having sex while being configured in truly uncomfortable ways."
Warren practically choked on his inhale but thankfully, he recovered. How he'd ended up high, drinking and watching porn with Alani, he had no idea but he wasn't complaining.
"Of course it's not the worst. You don't play porn chicken that way. Gotta start easy before it gets.. hard." He gave a wink.
"Okay, but the last one had terrible acting while also being positioned in a way where you knew it wasn't comfortable." She groused, bare pizza slice raised to take a bite. "Also, why just the toppings? Do you not like crust? I must know. I mean we're already well past most friendship bases at this point in my book."
"I save my carb intake for carbs I make," Warren responded automatically. "I'm not wasting them on possibly sub par baking." He ate the pepperoni and cheese mess with gusto.
"And for the record, I only started having friendships maybe 10 years ago. I have no idea what is normal or isn't. "
"Ya know, I've no idea what's normal nowadays." A pause as Alani thought before shaking her head again. "You did bake amazing cookies, I'm not even gonna lie."
"But we're officially friends now, because, I mean, fuck, I didn't know who else to ask to help me find clips. Honestly, thank you."
"Anything for the children." Warren reached over for a white claw and opened it. "Sexual education is absolutely vital and important. I make sure to get tested regularly considering how slutty I am. I don't need Bobbi to suffer for my shit decisions."
"It is! Do you know how many people I've gotten who don't know you're supposed to get tested any time you change partners? Or got mocked by their practitioner for testing 'so frequently'? Like, fuck. I get tested just in casies sometimes, because I'd hate to put anyone at risk despite knowing that I do everything I can for my own health and safety or that of my partners?"
Warren put out a fist for a bump...a fist bump, no coke for him.
"Respect. You want privates in mouths, keep it clean. Do you teach all sex ed there at district X? I taught Miles once....bought him a 50 gallon barrel of lube. Amazon delivered it in 24 hours. Can you imagine?"
He reached for a napkin and cleaned his fingers off before finishing his seltzer. "I want to see the sex toy department at the Amazon warehouse."
“There’s a group of volunteers at the Centre,” Alani admitted, bumping his fist with her own, as she reached for her own drink refill with her free hand. “I mostly talk with older students to make sure they have access to safe sex health and materials, but I have speeches for beginning. I started having sex younger than I feel I should have now but, hey, that gives me insight.”
“I only wanna see the warehouse if I have someone to riff off,” she laughed. “But now I am interested. Oh… lube. I gotta reorder lube packets. Hey, that makes me think — if you were to get supplies for safe sex, what’s in the basket?”
Warren counted off his fingers. "Condoms, lube packets, maybe rapid STI tests, wet wipes for sure and are dental dams still a thing? You also want it pretty compact so people carry it around."
He drained his drink and thought for a moment, tapping the empty can against his chair. "I wasn't really parented. I think I was having sex by ...13? 14? However old I was when I wanted to get my dick wet basically. In my circles, it's pretty much encouraged to get it on as soon as possible...but NOT with peers. Go find someone else, dalliances with the help was encouraged. I can get behind all that, no problem, I just never understood the blasé attitude. Children come from sex -- the ultimate sexually transmitted parasite." He shuddered. "No thanks... and then my wings...well, I couldn't go topless once they came in. Had to convince the world I have a fetish for clothed sex."
“Oh I didn’t even think about wet wipes!” Alani had taken out her phone immediately to add to her list. “Which is — I keep wet wipes, god, why would I not think to get individual packets of wipes?” She shook her head.
“Exactly my take away. I’m not gonna act like no one has sex because they think it’s in their best interest, so I really don’t want anyone who can accidentally get pregnant, accidentally getting pregnant.” A soft hum as she tapped her fingers on her drink. “For me, sex was kinda just a thing people did. Like, I was probably 14, yeah, and he was a little older and not much. Like, people knew my name, they could talk about my surfing, wasn’t it cool to say you’d made out with me or more? And I liked it— making out with people and trying sex. Then I manifested and, noooo thanks, scary to have the idea of hurting people. Until I figured out firm control.”
“Wait do you have a clothed sex fetish though?”
She asked after a pause.
"I have a sex fetish," he responded inmediately. "I like sex and I won't apologize for it. I definitely enjoy it with my shirt off though, but it's fine whatever way really. Boy, girl, clothes, no clothes.... Bobbi is pretty relaxed and understanding, than god. I wouldn't be such a good person otherwise."
"Well, you seem happy together and she's lovely, so I mean, jealous -- of you, for getting her." A flash of white as Alani grinned at him, teeth showing. "Oh, there! Pause there. Okay, so -- oh my god the edible has fully kicked in -- we're gonna start the screen grab here because this is a good example of what I'm trying to show. God, that actor looks uncomfortable."
"Make sure you make notes that these angles are all about camera positioning and in no way to be performed by amateurs," he added, reaching for more pizza toppings. "And that furiously pounding is not how to get anyone off." He froze. "You'd better have something in there about ensuring sex is for BOTH parties and not one, right?"
"That's what I try to teach, F-" Alani stopped suddenly and stared at Warren for a moment, head titling to the side a fraction before a grin spread across her lips. "You know, I never noticed before, but you're a lot like Felicia, almost as pretty, not as blonde. Lesser Felicia," she commented idly.
Warren choked. "Lesser Felicia? Excuse me? I'm older, she's a copycat of ME if anything." He shook his head, wiping his hand on a napkin. "I am infinitely more attractive, although she does look better in heels and red lipstick." The clip ended and there was suddenly a silence throughout the room while Warren continued to glare at Alani. "And here I thought we were friends. I don't even know who to compare you to. Who is Hawaiian and famous.... Lilo?"
"Oh, babe, don't say your older, and she's the cat, copy as well as many others in my heart and she does all of them the best." The tilt remained as Alani's smile grew a little more. "The lipstick and heels are the some of the best parts and you know it," she continued before confusion crept across her face. "Do you mean the cartoon character Lilo Pelekai from Disney's Lilo and Stitch? Really. I thought we were friends too but now, hm, I don't even have a feral alien and now that will haunt me."
"I have Illyana. She's basically feral and possibly alien. I don't know, I've never asked where she comes from."
"Then you have me beat." Was Namor an alien? Why had that question never occurred to her? "How high am I? Oh I said that aloud... Jesus, what a night, here I am high as balls, talking about aliens. What a life. Wanna watch another or I thank you and you go do whatever else you were gonna do with your night?"
"Oh, whether you're here or not, I'm going to keep getting high and probably watch another movie while giving Jubilee a play by play through texts." He reached for a chicken wing and chomped down. "So stay if you want, stay if you don't. I'm good on the porn though. I can only watch so much platonically. Let's watch something funny."
“Oh, yes please,” Alani grinned as she reached for another drink. “Important question, what do you find funny?”
"People falling down, obviously. So youtube it is."
"See, I just don't think that'd be comfortable." Alani commented as the figures on the television continued to moan. Slowly, her head tilted before she finally shook it negatory. "But it's not the worst I've ever seen on the glorification of having sex while being configured in truly uncomfortable ways."
Warren practically choked on his inhale but thankfully, he recovered. How he'd ended up high, drinking and watching porn with Alani, he had no idea but he wasn't complaining.
"Of course it's not the worst. You don't play porn chicken that way. Gotta start easy before it gets.. hard." He gave a wink.
"Okay, but the last one had terrible acting while also being positioned in a way where you knew it wasn't comfortable." She groused, bare pizza slice raised to take a bite. "Also, why just the toppings? Do you not like crust? I must know. I mean we're already well past most friendship bases at this point in my book."
"I save my carb intake for carbs I make," Warren responded automatically. "I'm not wasting them on possibly sub par baking." He ate the pepperoni and cheese mess with gusto.
"And for the record, I only started having friendships maybe 10 years ago. I have no idea what is normal or isn't. "
"Ya know, I've no idea what's normal nowadays." A pause as Alani thought before shaking her head again. "You did bake amazing cookies, I'm not even gonna lie."
"But we're officially friends now, because, I mean, fuck, I didn't know who else to ask to help me find clips. Honestly, thank you."
"Anything for the children." Warren reached over for a white claw and opened it. "Sexual education is absolutely vital and important. I make sure to get tested regularly considering how slutty I am. I don't need Bobbi to suffer for my shit decisions."
"It is! Do you know how many people I've gotten who don't know you're supposed to get tested any time you change partners? Or got mocked by their practitioner for testing 'so frequently'? Like, fuck. I get tested just in casies sometimes, because I'd hate to put anyone at risk despite knowing that I do everything I can for my own health and safety or that of my partners?"
Warren put out a fist for a bump...a fist bump, no coke for him.
"Respect. You want privates in mouths, keep it clean. Do you teach all sex ed there at district X? I taught Miles once....bought him a 50 gallon barrel of lube. Amazon delivered it in 24 hours. Can you imagine?"
He reached for a napkin and cleaned his fingers off before finishing his seltzer. "I want to see the sex toy department at the Amazon warehouse."
“There’s a group of volunteers at the Centre,” Alani admitted, bumping his fist with her own, as she reached for her own drink refill with her free hand. “I mostly talk with older students to make sure they have access to safe sex health and materials, but I have speeches for beginning. I started having sex younger than I feel I should have now but, hey, that gives me insight.”
“I only wanna see the warehouse if I have someone to riff off,” she laughed. “But now I am interested. Oh… lube. I gotta reorder lube packets. Hey, that makes me think — if you were to get supplies for safe sex, what’s in the basket?”
Warren counted off his fingers. "Condoms, lube packets, maybe rapid STI tests, wet wipes for sure and are dental dams still a thing? You also want it pretty compact so people carry it around."
He drained his drink and thought for a moment, tapping the empty can against his chair. "I wasn't really parented. I think I was having sex by ...13? 14? However old I was when I wanted to get my dick wet basically. In my circles, it's pretty much encouraged to get it on as soon as possible...but NOT with peers. Go find someone else, dalliances with the help was encouraged. I can get behind all that, no problem, I just never understood the blasé attitude. Children come from sex -- the ultimate sexually transmitted parasite." He shuddered. "No thanks... and then my wings...well, I couldn't go topless once they came in. Had to convince the world I have a fetish for clothed sex."
“Oh I didn’t even think about wet wipes!” Alani had taken out her phone immediately to add to her list. “Which is — I keep wet wipes, god, why would I not think to get individual packets of wipes?” She shook her head.
“Exactly my take away. I’m not gonna act like no one has sex because they think it’s in their best interest, so I really don’t want anyone who can accidentally get pregnant, accidentally getting pregnant.” A soft hum as she tapped her fingers on her drink. “For me, sex was kinda just a thing people did. Like, I was probably 14, yeah, and he was a little older and not much. Like, people knew my name, they could talk about my surfing, wasn’t it cool to say you’d made out with me or more? And I liked it— making out with people and trying sex. Then I manifested and, noooo thanks, scary to have the idea of hurting people. Until I figured out firm control.”
“Wait do you have a clothed sex fetish though?”
She asked after a pause.
"I have a sex fetish," he responded inmediately. "I like sex and I won't apologize for it. I definitely enjoy it with my shirt off though, but it's fine whatever way really. Boy, girl, clothes, no clothes.... Bobbi is pretty relaxed and understanding, than god. I wouldn't be such a good person otherwise."
"Well, you seem happy together and she's lovely, so I mean, jealous -- of you, for getting her." A flash of white as Alani grinned at him, teeth showing. "Oh, there! Pause there. Okay, so -- oh my god the edible has fully kicked in -- we're gonna start the screen grab here because this is a good example of what I'm trying to show. God, that actor looks uncomfortable."
"Make sure you make notes that these angles are all about camera positioning and in no way to be performed by amateurs," he added, reaching for more pizza toppings. "And that furiously pounding is not how to get anyone off." He froze. "You'd better have something in there about ensuring sex is for BOTH parties and not one, right?"
"That's what I try to teach, F-" Alani stopped suddenly and stared at Warren for a moment, head titling to the side a fraction before a grin spread across her lips. "You know, I never noticed before, but you're a lot like Felicia, almost as pretty, not as blonde. Lesser Felicia," she commented idly.
Warren choked. "Lesser Felicia? Excuse me? I'm older, she's a copycat of ME if anything." He shook his head, wiping his hand on a napkin. "I am infinitely more attractive, although she does look better in heels and red lipstick." The clip ended and there was suddenly a silence throughout the room while Warren continued to glare at Alani. "And here I thought we were friends. I don't even know who to compare you to. Who is Hawaiian and famous.... Lilo?"
"Oh, babe, don't say your older, and she's the cat, copy as well as many others in my heart and she does all of them the best." The tilt remained as Alani's smile grew a little more. "The lipstick and heels are the some of the best parts and you know it," she continued before confusion crept across her face. "Do you mean the cartoon character Lilo Pelekai from Disney's Lilo and Stitch? Really. I thought we were friends too but now, hm, I don't even have a feral alien and now that will haunt me."
"I have Illyana. She's basically feral and possibly alien. I don't know, I've never asked where she comes from."
"Then you have me beat." Was Namor an alien? Why had that question never occurred to her? "How high am I? Oh I said that aloud... Jesus, what a night, here I am high as balls, talking about aliens. What a life. Wanna watch another or I thank you and you go do whatever else you were gonna do with your night?"
"Oh, whether you're here or not, I'm going to keep getting high and probably watch another movie while giving Jubilee a play by play through texts." He reached for a chicken wing and chomped down. "So stay if you want, stay if you don't. I'm good on the porn though. I can only watch so much platonically. Let's watch something funny."
“Oh, yes please,” Alani grinned as she reached for another drink. “Important question, what do you find funny?”
"People falling down, obviously. So youtube it is."
