xp_logs | IM log between Doug and Jamie

Tknophobia: Roomie, I have to say that if messing with peoples' heads were any more enjoyable, I might have to clean things up. ;-)
Tknophobia: She just makes it so _easy_.
xcrowdofone: Do you realize how wrong that sounds? But yeah, she does.
xcrowdofone: Although if little squishy Faxmen carry us off in the night I'm going to blame you.
Tknophobia: Well, the line is adapted from a webcomic I read that is even more wrong than that.
Tknophobia: I think I shall make sure to lock the door right now. *grin*
xcrowdofone: That would be an excellent idea.
Tknophobia: So how'd you figure it out? I have my mojo to thank.
Tknophobia: *makes Dr. Evil finger quotes for "mojo"*
xcrowdofone: It was the "tripping over things and losing English." It suddenly occurred to me that the way she's been acting in self-defense lately is exactly the way you act around any given pretty girl.
Tknophobia: Well, yes. It is just a little obvious when you think about it. And am trying not to think too much about particular pretty girls, thank you. :-\
xcrowdofone: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, there _is_ a whole townful of girls down the road, and you might have better luck if they don't see what you look like before you've had breakfast.
Tknophobia: I'd settle for seeing a particular girl at all...
xcrowdofone: Eh, it'll happen if it happens. Stress just wastes energy.
Tknophobia: It's just that...she hasn't really been around. At all.
xcrowdofone: Yeah, well, she does that. Keeps to herself a lot.
Tknophobia: I know I shouldn't stress about it. It's just...hard.
Tknophobia: I hope Angie doesn't send Paige after us. I'll surrender right there.
Tknophobia: I'm such a wuss.
xcrowdofone: I'll handle Paige, don't worry. She's outnumbered and I bet she's ticklish. And I can recruit Sam.
Tknophobia: Wish I knew if she was ticklish...er, sorry. Backslid for a moment there.
Tknophobia: Still there?
Tknophobia: Oh. Wait. You're balling up socks for the impending sock fight. My bad.
xcrowdofone: I can do both at the same time. And why are we even doing this over IM? You're two feet away. Get up and move the shelf already.
Tknophobia: So says the man who has dupes that could do it for him.
Tknophobia: Okay. You ready?
xcrowdofone: Yep. My entire sock drawer plus one reserve dupe to make spare socks. It's go time.
Tknophobia: Right. Am telling Angie she can bring it all she wants. Let's do this.