John and Janet - Easter Fun
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xp_logsJanet celebrates Easter in her own unique way and decides to share the joy with John.
John stamped his cigarette out in the yard and headed toward the mansion. He had just returned from having a light lunch at CoffeeQuake. Shifting the laptop in his hand, he had been working on a few assignments, he opened the front door and stepped inside.
John was greeted by having pastel colored sugar sprinkled over his head as Jan flew through the room, sharing sugary Peeps goodness with the rest of the mansion. Most of the once chick-shaped marshmallow mass had been removed, and Jan was gleefully roaming the mansion and spreading colorful joy in every room and hall she could enter.
He blinked, lifted a casual hand up and brushed his fingers through his hair. John frowned as he caught some of the sticky sugar bits. He arched his head back and stared up at the ceiling before turning to look at his hand. "...what the fuck?" He was quick to swipe the rest of the sticky mess off of his head.
Ooh! Another victim! Jan flew over and around John's head, careful to stay out of swatting range. Humming to herself, she flicked more sugar off of the candy. Pink sprinkles rained down in front of his face.
It wasn't hard to spot her at all -- she was bigger than a damn fly. John acually thought she'd be a lot smaller, really. He took a step back. "Watch the laptop, aight?" He brushed a hand against the metal casing with a grumble.
He'd only said the laptop! Not him! "Yes, sir!" Giggling, Jan proceeded to remove the remaining sugar bits right on top of her willing victim's head. Aw, now she was just left with a sticky mess.
Naturally, he couldn't hear her and was all the more annoyed at her closing in around his head again. John sidestepped away, fighting the instinctive response to swat and smack. But hell, she wasn't an insect. "--fuck." A good chunk of it had landed on his MacBook Pro. He narrowed his eyes at her. "You're going to have this clean this mess up, y'know."
"Hey, I was aiming for your head, jackass," Jan informed no one in particular as she landed on the laptop. "It's not my fault if you wanted to mess up your stupid computer." Dropping the rest of the Peep on his shoe, Jan made a show of trying to get the sugar off of the machine.
John stared down at the glob of shit on his Adidas. "...great." His frown deepened as he noticed that Janet was effectively making a bigger mess on his computer.
"So sorry, that's the best I can do," Jan said, looking up at John with an innocent grin. With a flick of her wings, she was airborne. "Happy Easter!" she said with a wave as she zipped off to get another Peep and resume her mision.
The one inch wonder was something alright. John kicked the messy chunk off of his shoe and proceeded upstairs. He spotted more coloured bits on the floor and wondered if she was going to get into any real trouble for this.
John stamped his cigarette out in the yard and headed toward the mansion. He had just returned from having a light lunch at CoffeeQuake. Shifting the laptop in his hand, he had been working on a few assignments, he opened the front door and stepped inside.
John was greeted by having pastel colored sugar sprinkled over his head as Jan flew through the room, sharing sugary Peeps goodness with the rest of the mansion. Most of the once chick-shaped marshmallow mass had been removed, and Jan was gleefully roaming the mansion and spreading colorful joy in every room and hall she could enter.
He blinked, lifted a casual hand up and brushed his fingers through his hair. John frowned as he caught some of the sticky sugar bits. He arched his head back and stared up at the ceiling before turning to look at his hand. "...what the fuck?" He was quick to swipe the rest of the sticky mess off of his head.
Ooh! Another victim! Jan flew over and around John's head, careful to stay out of swatting range. Humming to herself, she flicked more sugar off of the candy. Pink sprinkles rained down in front of his face.
It wasn't hard to spot her at all -- she was bigger than a damn fly. John acually thought she'd be a lot smaller, really. He took a step back. "Watch the laptop, aight?" He brushed a hand against the metal casing with a grumble.
He'd only said the laptop! Not him! "Yes, sir!" Giggling, Jan proceeded to remove the remaining sugar bits right on top of her willing victim's head. Aw, now she was just left with a sticky mess.
Naturally, he couldn't hear her and was all the more annoyed at her closing in around his head again. John sidestepped away, fighting the instinctive response to swat and smack. But hell, she wasn't an insect. "--fuck." A good chunk of it had landed on his MacBook Pro. He narrowed his eyes at her. "You're going to have this clean this mess up, y'know."
"Hey, I was aiming for your head, jackass," Jan informed no one in particular as she landed on the laptop. "It's not my fault if you wanted to mess up your stupid computer." Dropping the rest of the Peep on his shoe, Jan made a show of trying to get the sugar off of the machine.
John stared down at the glob of shit on his Adidas. "...great." His frown deepened as he noticed that Janet was effectively making a bigger mess on his computer.
"So sorry, that's the best I can do," Jan said, looking up at John with an innocent grin. With a flick of her wings, she was airborne. "Happy Easter!" she said with a wave as she zipped off to get another Peep and resume her mision.
The one inch wonder was something alright. John kicked the messy chunk off of his shoe and proceeded upstairs. He spotted more coloured bits on the floor and wondered if she was going to get into any real trouble for this.
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