Letter to Jake...
Jan. 21st, 2004 04:22 pmNote written on a piece of torn-out notebook paper, attached to a block of English Cadbury's chocolate left on Jake's desk in his and Pete's office. Lots of crossings-out and spelling errors and the paper is crumpled, as if screwed into a ball and smoothed out again:
Deer Jake,
I figgered a week is enuff time for you to stop being bloody furrios with me an only just plain mad. A little bird tol me you like sweet stuff an I asked romani to send me this as a peace oferin to show I'm sorry I turned you into a frog.
I had some Ideas about what happened an yer little problem an I fink I culd help. If you want me too that is.
A.
Deer Jake,
I figgered a week is enuff time for you to stop being bloody furrios with me an only just plain mad. A little bird tol me you like sweet stuff an I asked romani to send me this as a peace oferin to show I'm sorry I turned you into a frog.
I had some Ideas about what happened an yer little problem an I fink I culd help. If you want me too that is.
A.