DX Fieldtrip: Jess & Arthur

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Jess meets Arthur in the kitchen. This is lucky for Arthur, of course, and unlucky for Jessica, also of course.

( Completely unrelated, but how many feral hogs do you think you could wrestle at one time? )

DX Fieldtrip: On the Road

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This is why Jessica should always ask for specifics before agreeing to anything.

( This is your first time in New York City, right? )

DX Fieldtrip: Around Town

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Rictor finds a suitably authentic Latin bodega that just so happens to have been generous with the feline occupants of District X.

( Do you not communicate with the earth? Unless Captain Planet was lies. )

Sharon decides to use this opportunity to pay a visit to the Snow Valley offices. She expects to find Darcy. She does not.

( Artie was a pro so he didn't laugh. )

Jessica Jones, unwilling chaperone, absolutely does not ditch out to beg Quentin Quire for temporary use of XFI resources, and very definitely doesn't make it weird.

( I'm out of Takis. )

Shatterstar and Sharon provide each other with moral support during the complex task that is patronizing the food service industry, which goes about as well as one could expect when neither party considers themself human.

( I think people can sense that you aren't like them. )

DX Fieldtrip: The Dumpster Brigade goes to the Centre

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Match and Sharon's antics find them in a dumpster, and their Oscar the Grouch comedy duo is not appreciated by Jessica.

( I knew it. She does not recycle. )

Following their little spill, Sharon takes the opportunity to meet with Sooraya at the Community Centre and come clean about some things.

( The other stuff sounds great though. What did you order for yourself? )

Of course, nothing gold can stay and Jessica and Match join Sharon and Sooraya to somewhat disastrous degrees.

( Who dragoned you into this? )

Escaping as quickly as he can, Match meets with Angelo and in his attempt to get materials ends up revealing something the older man is entirely unprepared for.

( Okay, I’ll introduce you to the people who do the ID… lady in LA? )

Jessica tracks down Sharon using her world class PI skills and the two have a chat that neither really expect to have.

( Sooraya told me about your mom. )

Bobbi, Sue and Hope: battle plans.

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Hope and Sue help Bobbi prepare for the realities of being Warren's wife. Wine is enjoyed as well. 

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Garrison & Terry | Dinner Drop-Off, Questions, and an Introduction...

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During her usual Saturday drop-offs of food for various mansion residents, Terry swings by Garrison's suite to offer him dinner, add him to her route, and then something slightly more none of her business. It's cool, though. He gives as good as he got... if not better.


( Have you asked him what makes you different? )

Haller, Jess, and Warren

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Jessica returns home after her annoying and unanticipated day of wrangling teens in a dumpster and the consequences thereof. Unfortunately, she lives with people.



( Um. )