Angel and Inez - Catfight!
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xp_logsYou've been waiting for it! Julian's indiscriminate flirting with anything that moves finally brings two girls to come to violence. Sort of.
Angel sighed softly as she walked down the hallway, absently doodling in her notebook as she blithely ignored the rest of the world. Despite the fact that she knew a flirt when she saw one - because she could be one - and that the New Years Eve kiss had only been, really, a kiss because of the time and place, she couldn't help but giggle about it. There'd been a few other times, like in the snow, but they hadn't been moved forward past that and she didn't much mind. A lot. And besides, she thought, eyeing her notebook, Angelica Keller looked awesome on paper.
Especially when circled around with teeny tiny little hearts. Yes, it was cliched but it was a hell of a lot better thing to dwell on than her other, darker thoughts that had been happening lately.
Inez fiddled with the volume on her iPod as she wandered down the hall. Another big downside of the in-ear hearing aids was that she couldn't wear the normal earbuds, and the louder the bass was the more static it caused which was even more annoying than having to wear the stupid things all the time. Whistling along with the Eagles, she practically bounced as she thought back to a few weeks ago and her "cocoa date" with Julian.
Even remembering it made her blush a little. She still had no idea why she'd opened up to him like she did, but he seemed like a really nice guy, and being insanely cute certainly didn't hurt. That was it, she decided. She was going to take charge and go find him and make sure they were going to follow it up with an actual real out-of-the-mansion date, and that was that.
It was classic. Classically stupid, anyway.
Angel rounded the corner and ended up nearly breaking her nose as she ran right into the brick wall that was Inez. She yelped and stumbled backwards, tripping over her too long jeans and landing square on her butt as her papers went flying. Blinking, startled, she stared up at Inez and said the first intelligent thing she could think of.
"Ow, my butt."
Inez juggled her iPod, then turned it off as she saw Angel. "Oh, dude. Totally sorry, yo. Wasn't watching. Lemme give you a hand..."
She reached down and picked up Angel's notebook and paused with her jaw open when she saw the writing all over it. Slowly, she raised her hand to her mouth and tried to suppress a giggle. "Angelica Keller, huh?" she laughed.
Immediately Angel was scrambling to her feet, skin flushed with embarrassment. "Argh, no one was supposed to see that!" she gasped, despite the fact that she rather liked Inez, it was mortifying. Maybe, maybe, she might have shown that to Yvette.
With the lights off.
While the other girl was asleep.
She eyed the other girl, ready to pounce and take back the evidence. "Dude, it's not my fault if he's all hot and nice and rawr."
Inez sighed, hugging the notebook to her chest unconsciously. "Yeah..." she said in an uncharacteristically dreamy voice before shaking her head and handing the papers back to Angel. "Sorry about that, though. You shouldn't get your hopes up. I'm sure we'll get another guy here soon. Who might be nice... and sweet... and cute..."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Angel asked, eyes widening slightly. Despite the fact that she really did like Julian as a friend (maybe a bit more) and he was King Flirt of the country of Flirtianians, something uncomfortable reared it's head. Like jealousy. "It's not like you two are an item."
"Well, not officially," Inez protested, folding her arms. "And not to be all gossip girl, but a certain someone did happen to stay up late talking and making cocoa with yours truly. Trust me, it's a thing, yo. We totally had a moment."
He made her hot chocolate?! She ignored the fact that he'd brought her some at New Years since he'd been making everyone hot chocolate. The red head found herself with her hands on her hips, jaw squared. "That's cute, really -" HE MADE HER HOT CHOCOLATE?! "But he and I totally had a moment." Angel grew smug. "He totally kissed me on New Years Eve."
THAT news made Inez's jaw drop. "You... you lie!" she squealed. "Lying liar who lies!" She punctuated her exclamation with a poke to the smaller girl's chest. "Don't go letting your jealousy screw with your head, Angelica."
"I most certainly do not, you ... what the hell does Inez even stand for, anyway?" came the reply as Angel returned the favor, shoving at Inez' shoulder. "Worried about a little competition, Temple? Now who's jealous, huh?"
"Competition?" Inez screeched, stepping forward. "Sure, if I could find any. Wait, I know what this is! You're still mad about Julio dumping you for Nori, aren't you? Oh, please. Julian deserves better than some tweener rebound."
That deserved an outright push as Angel crowded in. "Do not make me set your trollop-y panties on fire! This has nothing to do with Julio and Nori - who could go have crazy Julio and Nori sex all day long for all that I care!" Actually, the thought was a little stomach turning. "You're just mad because I saw him first and he kissed me!"
HE KISSED HER? Inez saw red, leaning in and grabbing Angel by the collar. "Say that one. More. Time," she growled.
"He. Kissed. Me. What, are you going to go all crazy on me? Because, you know, he kissed me." And then Angel kicked Inez in the shin. Hard.
"Ow! You little tramp!" Inez yelped, hopping back on one foot. Of course, she forgot that she was still holding onto Angel, and yanked the smaller girl right off her feet in one motion. Which would not have been a problem if they hadn't been right next to the stairs.
"That's it, bitch, you're going... down?" Inez's voice squeaked as she felt herself slowly tilting backwards. "Oh shit."
"Holy shit!" Angel shrieked, suddenly wrapping her arms around Inez in a desperate attempt to do something. Like climb. It never did occur to her that she could fly, especially not when they completely tilted backwards. They both hit the first few steps hard before bouncing, still entangled, back into the air.
Perhaps if she'd been more of a mind other than "Floor, ow, skull", she might have gotten in a few knocks on Inez but it seemed the time had passed for now.
"Ow stupid monkey girl!" Inez grunted as they bounced down the stairs, heads knocking against the bannister and the wall and somehow Inez managing to get the worst of it as they tumbled all the way down two flights of stairs and rolled into the foyer.
Disengaging herself from Angel, Inez groaned as she lay face-down on the hardwood floor. "...give up?" she croaked.
"Only if you give up first," Angel moaned from a foot away. She'd ended up with her butt and legs half-way up the nearest wall and she let her head fall back with an audible thump. The room was apparently content to continue to spin in lazy circles so she just laid there.
"...you know, I used to think a trollop was a kind of fish."
"You're a kind of fish..." Inez replied, covering her head. "Argh. Why are we doing this? We're a team, yo. We totally kicked butt saving that town on the camping trip, we took out Anorexic Superbitch together, even. And we're fighting about a boy? A stupid, hot, sweet, funny, did I say hot? Hot boy? Argh."
With a kind of flopping motion, Angel managed to roll over so she could get feeling back in her legs. It did, however, mean she ended up with her head on Inez' butt. "Because we're like one giant chick school magnet and he's totally hot?" She rolled again so she wasn't talking to the other girls back pocket and managed to land her head on the small of her back. Better. "We were really, really stupid, weren't we?" She so wasn't going to mention the other smoochies now.
Inez sighed again. "He is, isn't he? You know what?" she asked as she rose up on her elbows and looked over her shoulder at Angel. "He should totally take us both out. I say we go to him and tell him that he better find his nice LA trust fund clothes and find us someplace classy."
At the idea, Angel broke out into a satisfied grin. "You, Miss Temple, are a certified genius!" she said, clapping and then promptly stopped that with a wince. "We'll get all gussied up and have him dote on both of us. I bet he can't handle the both of us."
"I totally get to kiss him this time, though." Inez insisted.
Angel sighed softly as she walked down the hallway, absently doodling in her notebook as she blithely ignored the rest of the world. Despite the fact that she knew a flirt when she saw one - because she could be one - and that the New Years Eve kiss had only been, really, a kiss because of the time and place, she couldn't help but giggle about it. There'd been a few other times, like in the snow, but they hadn't been moved forward past that and she didn't much mind. A lot. And besides, she thought, eyeing her notebook, Angelica Keller looked awesome on paper.
Especially when circled around with teeny tiny little hearts. Yes, it was cliched but it was a hell of a lot better thing to dwell on than her other, darker thoughts that had been happening lately.
Inez fiddled with the volume on her iPod as she wandered down the hall. Another big downside of the in-ear hearing aids was that she couldn't wear the normal earbuds, and the louder the bass was the more static it caused which was even more annoying than having to wear the stupid things all the time. Whistling along with the Eagles, she practically bounced as she thought back to a few weeks ago and her "cocoa date" with Julian.
Even remembering it made her blush a little. She still had no idea why she'd opened up to him like she did, but he seemed like a really nice guy, and being insanely cute certainly didn't hurt. That was it, she decided. She was going to take charge and go find him and make sure they were going to follow it up with an actual real out-of-the-mansion date, and that was that.
It was classic. Classically stupid, anyway.
Angel rounded the corner and ended up nearly breaking her nose as she ran right into the brick wall that was Inez. She yelped and stumbled backwards, tripping over her too long jeans and landing square on her butt as her papers went flying. Blinking, startled, she stared up at Inez and said the first intelligent thing she could think of.
"Ow, my butt."
Inez juggled her iPod, then turned it off as she saw Angel. "Oh, dude. Totally sorry, yo. Wasn't watching. Lemme give you a hand..."
She reached down and picked up Angel's notebook and paused with her jaw open when she saw the writing all over it. Slowly, she raised her hand to her mouth and tried to suppress a giggle. "Angelica Keller, huh?" she laughed.
Immediately Angel was scrambling to her feet, skin flushed with embarrassment. "Argh, no one was supposed to see that!" she gasped, despite the fact that she rather liked Inez, it was mortifying. Maybe, maybe, she might have shown that to Yvette.
With the lights off.
While the other girl was asleep.
She eyed the other girl, ready to pounce and take back the evidence. "Dude, it's not my fault if he's all hot and nice and rawr."
Inez sighed, hugging the notebook to her chest unconsciously. "Yeah..." she said in an uncharacteristically dreamy voice before shaking her head and handing the papers back to Angel. "Sorry about that, though. You shouldn't get your hopes up. I'm sure we'll get another guy here soon. Who might be nice... and sweet... and cute..."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Angel asked, eyes widening slightly. Despite the fact that she really did like Julian as a friend (maybe a bit more) and he was King Flirt of the country of Flirtianians, something uncomfortable reared it's head. Like jealousy. "It's not like you two are an item."
"Well, not officially," Inez protested, folding her arms. "And not to be all gossip girl, but a certain someone did happen to stay up late talking and making cocoa with yours truly. Trust me, it's a thing, yo. We totally had a moment."
He made her hot chocolate?! She ignored the fact that he'd brought her some at New Years since he'd been making everyone hot chocolate. The red head found herself with her hands on her hips, jaw squared. "That's cute, really -" HE MADE HER HOT CHOCOLATE?! "But he and I totally had a moment." Angel grew smug. "He totally kissed me on New Years Eve."
THAT news made Inez's jaw drop. "You... you lie!" she squealed. "Lying liar who lies!" She punctuated her exclamation with a poke to the smaller girl's chest. "Don't go letting your jealousy screw with your head, Angelica."
"I most certainly do not, you ... what the hell does Inez even stand for, anyway?" came the reply as Angel returned the favor, shoving at Inez' shoulder. "Worried about a little competition, Temple? Now who's jealous, huh?"
"Competition?" Inez screeched, stepping forward. "Sure, if I could find any. Wait, I know what this is! You're still mad about Julio dumping you for Nori, aren't you? Oh, please. Julian deserves better than some tweener rebound."
That deserved an outright push as Angel crowded in. "Do not make me set your trollop-y panties on fire! This has nothing to do with Julio and Nori - who could go have crazy Julio and Nori sex all day long for all that I care!" Actually, the thought was a little stomach turning. "You're just mad because I saw him first and he kissed me!"
HE KISSED HER? Inez saw red, leaning in and grabbing Angel by the collar. "Say that one. More. Time," she growled.
"He. Kissed. Me. What, are you going to go all crazy on me? Because, you know, he kissed me." And then Angel kicked Inez in the shin. Hard.
"Ow! You little tramp!" Inez yelped, hopping back on one foot. Of course, she forgot that she was still holding onto Angel, and yanked the smaller girl right off her feet in one motion. Which would not have been a problem if they hadn't been right next to the stairs.
"That's it, bitch, you're going... down?" Inez's voice squeaked as she felt herself slowly tilting backwards. "Oh shit."
"Holy shit!" Angel shrieked, suddenly wrapping her arms around Inez in a desperate attempt to do something. Like climb. It never did occur to her that she could fly, especially not when they completely tilted backwards. They both hit the first few steps hard before bouncing, still entangled, back into the air.
Perhaps if she'd been more of a mind other than "Floor, ow, skull", she might have gotten in a few knocks on Inez but it seemed the time had passed for now.
"Ow stupid monkey girl!" Inez grunted as they bounced down the stairs, heads knocking against the bannister and the wall and somehow Inez managing to get the worst of it as they tumbled all the way down two flights of stairs and rolled into the foyer.
Disengaging herself from Angel, Inez groaned as she lay face-down on the hardwood floor. "...give up?" she croaked.
"Only if you give up first," Angel moaned from a foot away. She'd ended up with her butt and legs half-way up the nearest wall and she let her head fall back with an audible thump. The room was apparently content to continue to spin in lazy circles so she just laid there.
"...you know, I used to think a trollop was a kind of fish."
"You're a kind of fish..." Inez replied, covering her head. "Argh. Why are we doing this? We're a team, yo. We totally kicked butt saving that town on the camping trip, we took out Anorexic Superbitch together, even. And we're fighting about a boy? A stupid, hot, sweet, funny, did I say hot? Hot boy? Argh."
With a kind of flopping motion, Angel managed to roll over so she could get feeling back in her legs. It did, however, mean she ended up with her head on Inez' butt. "Because we're like one giant chick school magnet and he's totally hot?" She rolled again so she wasn't talking to the other girls back pocket and managed to land her head on the small of her back. Better. "We were really, really stupid, weren't we?" She so wasn't going to mention the other smoochies now.
Inez sighed again. "He is, isn't he? You know what?" she asked as she rose up on her elbows and looked over her shoulder at Angel. "He should totally take us both out. I say we go to him and tell him that he better find his nice LA trust fund clothes and find us someplace classy."
At the idea, Angel broke out into a satisfied grin. "You, Miss Temple, are a certified genius!" she said, clapping and then promptly stopped that with a wince. "We'll get all gussied up and have him dote on both of us. I bet he can't handle the both of us."
"I totally get to kiss him this time, though." Inez insisted.
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