E-mail to Shinobi:

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To: Shinobi
From: Sarah
Subject: I refuse to pick bits of my boyfriend out of the carpet.

I realize that I once told you that you were sexy when you're angry, but if the sheer amount of stress caused by arguing with people who have the receptiveness of a brick wall makes you explode, I will _not_ be a happy camper. (Not to mention the fact that the person who should be reading your rants isn't even in the fucking mansion.) So, find your fucking happy place, or I'll be forced to do something drastic.


:P

Comments

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To: Sarah
From: Shinobi
Subject: Ace.

If it's any comfort, I've never been on a rollercoaster, either. I might very well hate them, too. Good point, though. I don't think we need to worry about it at all 'til at least March, anyway.

We'll definitely do dinner, then. I'll see if I can find somewhere suitably nice in the area, and in the very unlikely chance that I can't, we can always order in. Given how you're going to look, maybe that's the most intelligent option anyway. Hmm..

(I'd never let that happen, luv. Much too attached to you to do without.)

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To: Shinobi
From: Sarah
Subject: Speaking of...

I nearly used "bloody" as part of a string of obscenities the other day. You're rubbing off on me. How fucking cute.

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To: Sarah
From: Shinobi
Subject: Really?

I'm corrupting you without realizing it, am I? I suppose that's only fair. And yes, it is fucking cute.

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To: Shinobi
From: Sarah
Subject: Yes really.

I gave you a dirty look. Unfortunately, it's not very effective when you aren't around to see it. I don't do cute.

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To: Sarah
From: Shinobi
Subject: Hmm..

I am deeply wounded just the same. Does 'sexy' sound better?

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To: Shinobi
From: Sarah
Subject: Wuss.

It does. However, I can't figure out how my picking up parts of your vocabulary qualifies as 'sexy'.

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To: Sarah
From: Shinobi
Subject: I'm getting better.

Well, it's my opinion that everything about you is sexy. It's to be expected that you picking up bits of my vocabulary would be included.

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To: Shinobi
From: Sarah
Subject: ...

Oooh, good answer. I'm impressed. (I think I owe you a kiss for that. Possibly several.)

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To: Sarah
From: Shinobi
Subject: Told'ja I was getting better.

I speak only the truth. Shall I come down, then? (I do actually have a question for you, but it can wait until after those kisses, I think.)

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To: Shinobi
From: Sarah
Subject: Like you even have to ask.

Come on down. Don't even have to walk through the door this time.