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To: Madrox, Jamie
CC: Ramsey, Doug; Lee, Jubiliation
Subject: Revenge.

In short, Monet has decided to call me an idiot and insult me for not being gay. I feel revenge is necessary.

Revenge on an amusing brightly coloured level, of course.

Unfortuanlty, I do not have the resources to come up with a suitably horrible idea, so I must turn to the masters.

~Marie-Ange

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Well, we'll want to avoid the gay thing, because I think that'd go over worse than the birdseed did.

I'd suggest hiding all her left shoes, but I don't think I have enough dupes. Man, I wish I had something that created zits overnight, because that would be perfect.

Well, if all else fails we can grab a few cans of neon Silly String and get her closet. Doug, Jubes, any suggestions?

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I am not going anywhere near the gay thing. I am not sure why she was offended that I was not.

I fear Monet would be the kind of girl who never gets zits, because zits are things that 'regular' people get. I think there is some kind of secret doctor for people with more money than sense who prevents things like zits.

I wonder if itching powder in shampoo would still make someone itch?

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That would be why it'd be perfect. An experience she has no way to prepare for and no idea how to deal with. I bet she'd shriek a lot. :)

Actually, my Uncle Jesse has this whole line of prank products meant to be delivered on a shampoo vector, and I'm pretty sure itching powder is one of 'em. Man, it's fun being related to a chemist.

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It is really unfortunate that she has -so- many clothes. Replacing everything she owns with lime green plaid would make me happy for days.

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Well, with enough dupes plus three other people, couldn't we make pretty short work of it at some point when she's out of the room? Plus, we can get the littleuns to stand guard for us. I still can't believe that barely anyone ever suspects 'Yana is up to no good. :)

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Does anyone know where we can get our hands on that much lime green plaid?

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Good point.

We would probably get in trouble for taking her things too. I don't think she would have a sense of humor about it, so we should do something that won't result in stealing or ruining things.

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Well, it's not so much stealing permanently as borrowing for a while and replacing. After all, Angie, if you're going to be a good prankster, you have to learn how to equivocate. Right, Jamers?

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This is harder than I would think.

How do you two come up with these things?

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It gets easier the more you do it. Plus, I dunno about Doug, but I've got three generations of family history to draw on. It is tradition! :)

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I'm at a loss.

I wonder if there's some kind of spell Amanda could do?

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Well, yeah, probably, but that'd be too easy.

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Clothes? Dudes, that is like so last week. Foil! No, like, really. Covering all her stuff in foil. We could do it while she was in class so we had time to get it done.

Trust me on this, the look on her face will be worth the effort.