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To: Maddrox, Jamie
From Dane, Lorna
Subject: I'm looking to commandeer a ship. That ship.

I have need of your particular skills, my good man. I'm in the market for some revenge. Good revenge. You got your peanut butter in my chocolate! revenge in fact.

The trouble is my target is well-nigh indestructible. No shame, no sense, no damned weaknesses. I need a master.

I also need to get Drake back but I figure that's a ten second job for you and you won't get more than a brownie a la mode out of it.

If the first project interests you, let me know. Also, if pesky things like loyalty are going to be a problem, I'll take my business to some other pirate prankster.

--Lorna

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To: Dane, Lorna
From: Madrox, Jamie
Subject: Re: I'm looking to commandeer a ship. That ship.

Ah, a challenge. Not since Doug quit the field of battle has anyone brought me a true challenge.

I accept. Any specific requests, or are you leaving me to my own devices? And don't worry about the loyalty issue--Grandpa would climb up out of his grave and read me the riot act if I ditched a prank just because of sentimental reasons.

And what'd Ali do, anyway? Or is this revenge for provoking Popsicle Boy?

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To: Maddrox, Jamie
From Dane, Lorna
Subject: Re: I'm looking to commandeer a ship. That ship.

Though I cannot speak for my associate, I am willing to trust your expertise however, being an amateur, I still want the satisfaction of personal involvement.

My reasons are many and varied, good sir. But mostly it has to do with the fact that she is wholly without a soul and must be punished.

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To: Dane, Lorna
From: Madrox, Jamie
Subject: Re: I'm looking to commandeer a ship. That ship.

I'm familiar with the trait--it's one she shares with my mother, as you may have guessed if a certain matter of photographs has come to your attention, and I'd say it definitely merits attention. Personal involvement is of course a courtesy of the service.

I think it might be best if you, your associate, and I met in person to compare our knowledge of the subject and the ways in which a mischief might be perpetrated upon her. Resources shared are a benefit to us all.

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To: Maddrox, Jamie
From Dane, Lorna
Subject: Re: I'm looking to commandeer a ship. That ship.

I will discuss it with my associate though I am not adverse to meeting with our professional. I will let you know what my associate has to say on the matter.