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Zombie!Gradstudent Clarice flirts shamelessly with Lorna for food, then eats and runs. Poor Lorna.

Backdated to December 14, 2012



Lorna pulled out dinner from the oven and set it down on the counter before closing the oven door with her powers. Setting her attention on the side dishes that were cooking on the stove - the chef looked up to see a familiar face. "Hello. Hungry? Dinner is almost done." She added a few spices and stirred.

"Starving," Clarice agreed, still wearing her scrubs from the hospital including her godawful crocs, but they were so damn comfortable, "What're you making?" Part of her said she should offer to help. The part of her that was exhausted won out and she sat down at the table instead.

"Pork Chops with some seasoning, mash potatoes, corn, and apple sauce. For dessert is jello." Lorna turned to Clarice. "How was work?"

Oh, that sounded delicious. "Are you single these days?" Clarice asked, "They say the say to a man's heart is through his stomach, but I think it works just as well on me. So what do you say? You cook, I fall madly in love?" This made perfect sense in her mind.

Lorna laughed at Clarice words. "I have heard that before as well. And yes I am pretty single these days." Turning off the stove and putting the side dishes into bowls and laying them out for all to enjoy. "Food is served."

Clarice was pretty straight (though she had experimented as an undergrad long enough to determine that girls smelled nice, but didn't turn her on) and it would be awkward if she and Lorna hooked up seeing as how their exboyfriends had already. "Well, if you ever want to go purple, you let me know," she teased, getting up to get a plate and fill it. "Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with purple."

Lorna smirked at Clarice, "Green totally goes will with Purple. Just look at the Joker." Winking at Clarice and took out the silverware and set them before the girl.

"Oh, now there's a fashion don't," Clarice agreed, "though I give props to the costuming people's use of pattern and texture in the last movie. Actually, we can't date. People would make Barney jokes," and that would make her hit them. Bad idea. "This is delicious though. Thanks," Lorna might be the school chef, but it was still amazing.

"I heard that he did his own makeup." Lorna said as she made herself a plate. "Barney jokes would be bad." The green haired chef agreed and smirked. "Thanks. I like it when people enjoy my foods."

"Did he?" Clarice hadn't known that. She'd cried when Heath Ledger had died though, "And Barney jokes are always bad. Damn dinosaur. Sesame Street is so much better!" Clarice was eating in the most flattering way possible - like a Hoover vaccuum. The food was too good not to eat quickly. Plus, once she ate, she could go shower. Showers were love.

"That is what I heard." Lorna said taking a bite from the food she had just prepared. "And agree. Is Barney still around?"

Clarice shrugged, "No idea. If he is, then I fear. If he's not, then he has apparently left a mark on the world that cannot be undone." She paused to consider it all, "Whomever got rid of him deserves a medal or something though."

"Well I guess we'll leave it at a mystery and pray for the best." Looking over at Clarice's plate, "More?"

Yawning, Clarice shook her head. "It was delicious, but I have a hot date with my bath tub and bed. Maybe a DVD if I'm feeling ambitious. You're always welcome to join." she stood and went to go put her plate away, rinsing it and then putting it in the dishwasher. To feed as many people as Lorna did, the kitchen was well equipped for everything.

"With the bath tub, bed or watching the dvd?" Lorna winked at Clarice as she got out more plates for anyone else that will trickle in.

"I'm not picky," she teased, "but trying to get us both into a regular sized tub would be...interesting and probably not all that comfortable. I'm game to try if you are though." Clarice yawned again. Maybe it would be a bath and then bed.

"Maybe I'll take a rain check." Lorna smirked at Clarice, "I rather have you at your best if I was going to tangle with you."

"Then I will see you later Green-haired lady," Clarice winked hugely, then yawned, ruining the effect.

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