From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 9:05 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
Remember that time you said you'd take me somewhere warm? It was so cold and dark when I went jogging this morning I was wishing I'd taken you up on that haha.
Days are getting longer at least, if not warmer, am I right?
- B
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 9:20 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
My darling, dearest, Bobbi,
Nothing would bring me greater pleasure than whisking you away to a tropical climate.
In fact, my new year's resolution is to bring happiness to as many people as possible and leaving the country would be the best way to achieve that.
Where should we go? Brazil? Argentina? Ibiza?
-W
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 9:35 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
Haha, yeah, sure, Ibiza sounds great. Or Jamaica or something all inclusive, or exclusive, where all the cool kids go. Somewhere hot where the drinks are free and don't stop.
That'd be the day, but it's nice to dream, yeah? I can at least drink here. :)
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 10:20 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
... ... ...
Have you forgotten who I am? Check the attachment.
-W
Attached: Round Hill Itinerary (Villa information)
http://www.roundhill.com/default-en.html
Jamaican Airways Itinerary
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 10:37 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
Wait, you're being serious? And did you just buy the tickets already?!
Holy crap I just opened the attachments and you totally did.
For tomorrow morning.
b
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 10:49 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
I never joke about vacations.
Besides, technically I'm your boss and I absolutely approve of your request for leave
...this means I have to leave Arthur in charge again. Ugh.
-W
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 11:01 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
Well, you are my boss, but I feel bad because I honestly wasn't hinting at you paying for me to go away somewhere, I promise. And I'd feel bad not going because you've paid for it now and it'd be awesome I really wasn't trying to trick you or make you feel bad or something and now I'm probably making you feel bad or embarrassed or something and I'm sorry omg.
b
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 11:03 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
You really have no idea how rich I am...
Trust me. Drop in the hat. I got my housekeeper a car for Christmas.
If it makes you feel better, you're getting an all-expenses paid trip, and I'm getting company and a tropical locale to sort out Q3 reports. They're so much more entertaining when I'm wasted.
Besides -- I promised before the penthouse debacle. You're simply reminding me.
-W
From: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
To: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 11:07 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
I really don't apparently. But still I just...
ok, the common sense part of me is beating the rest of me into submission and saying just shut up and say thank you. So thank you and I guess I should get started packing and picking up what I need and omg is this even real life
b
From: Warren Worthington [worthington3@gmail.com]
To: Bobbi Morse [b.morse@gmail.com]
Date: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 11:13 a.m.
RE: Warmer weather
...or is it fantasy...caught in a landslide...
Now that song is going to be playing in my head for a while.
And don't stress about packing. Whatever you don't have, I'll buy.
We have to be at the airport by 7, so bright and early tomorrow. I'll have the car waiting for 5.
It's going to be fun. Trust me.
-W