Log - Garrison/Marie: Under the Sea
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xp_logsGarrison and Marie visit the local Labour Day Fair. Marie once again deals with his one track mind.
"I wonder about ice cream flavours. I mean, I understand salted caramel, but I think it might be a gateway flavour." Kane said around his cone as he and Marie wondered through the Salem Centre Folk Fair. "Like, next time, it's going to be a scoop of tiramisu on top of wasabi sorbet or something."
Rogue thought about it as she looked at her own cone. Strawberry cheesecake had seemed rather tame to her...but maybe he had something there. "I think you can get wasabi ice cream in Japan...oh!! Remember that Iron Chef Show?? Pretty sure every flavour of ice cream was on it..." Licking off the melted ice cream from her finger, she nodded. "And Chopped. It's always scary when they turn on the ice cream maker."
"Oh, that one you put on in the bar. And some guy made liver ice cream or something." Kane paused and pointed out a stall. "Oh, look. You can get a hat with windmills on it. It looks slightly less ridiculous than you dating the old man."
"Every time," she groaned, giving Kane a shove on his shoulder. "Are you ever going to let up? It's been like...three months already." and five days. But who was counting? "You're just jealous because I'm not at your beck and call anymore."
"Aw... beck and call? So Adrienne could have had you on a leash?" He shoved her shoulder. "I'm always going to give you shit for Logan. Because it is too damned funny. And because that's what you do for your best friend."
"And when can I expect you to give him the best friend speech then," she asked, her eyebrow raising slightly. "The whole 'don't hurt her or I kill you' one...although I guess you'll have to tweak it for Logan....maybe threaten to stream Disney musicals for a week straight or something."
"No, I'll never do one of those. Fact is, Beulah, you're smart enough to figure out what you want and frankly, I know you'll be the first one pissed if he's an ass. If he hurts you... hey, you're an adult. Getting hurt in relationships happens, and it's not necessarily anyone's fault." He took the top off his cone in one swallow. "Oh hell, ice cream headache! I've read if you rub my testicles, it goes away."
"How 'bout I kick them and see how that goes?"
"I was thinking about it, but I remembered there's supposed to be some kind of massage tent here. Do you want to get your ending happied?" Kane said,
"The only kind of happy ending I want from an asian lady involves an egg roll," Rogue deadpanned. "'sides, that would give me the most happiness anyways. Nom nom."
"Fuck you. Now I want Chinese food." Kane said with a laugh. "Wait, they have the stupid hat tent! Do you want a stupid hat that you'll only wear once? I'll buy it for you as long as your promise to wear it during sex."
She rolled her eyes. "Stay on topic, you. Stupid hat and chinese first. And by stupid hat, I hope you don't mean a wizard one. I want something with ears. Oh! Or maybe a pokemon. I'll pretend it's not there and see how many people come to capture my hat."
"Here's one that looks like a shark is eating your head. You could blame it on that Namor guy. Doesn't he talk to fish or something?"
"Who knows," she answered, finishing her ice cream cone and taking a peek at the hat in question. "When he opens his mouth, I don't listen. I just like looking at him. Eye candy is the best kind of candy. No calories."
"And with the way you've been packing it on lately-" He said, avoiding the swat in reply. He picked up a squid hat and regarded it carefully. "Think I could get Adrienne in just this? Sort of a sexy 'Under the Sea' theme?"
"As long as you don't give her crabs, I'm sure she'll be fine with it," Rogue quipped.
"I bet she'd be up for a little surf and turf. Maybe lock people out of the beach room downstairs, do a little soundproofing..."
"You're gonna be the worst old man to take care of, you know that?.". She gave him a playful punch in the shoulder. "Those poor nursing home ladies won't know what to do with you. I bet you'll be chemically castrated instantly."
"With my powers, I might never get physically old.Maybe grey haired and all that, but still a teenager below the belt." He smirked at her. "See, in forty years, I'm going to look real fine to you."
She threw her hands up in the air. "I give up! If it's not sex, it's a Logan joke. I bet you a million bucks that you can't go five minutes without bringing the convo back to those topics."
"I so can totally- oh, I need to get this for Adrienne!" He picked up a white plush sperm whale and waggled it at her. "Ar, thar I hope she blows!"
Rogue pushed it back at him, laughing. "God, you'll never change will ya?"
"You'd be disappointed if I did." True, he liked to get under Marie's skin, but that's because they were friends. Possibly his best friend, now that he thought about it. He turned and paid for the hat and whale. Adrienne would laugh at the same jokes.
"I wonder about ice cream flavours. I mean, I understand salted caramel, but I think it might be a gateway flavour." Kane said around his cone as he and Marie wondered through the Salem Centre Folk Fair. "Like, next time, it's going to be a scoop of tiramisu on top of wasabi sorbet or something."
Rogue thought about it as she looked at her own cone. Strawberry cheesecake had seemed rather tame to her...but maybe he had something there. "I think you can get wasabi ice cream in Japan...oh!! Remember that Iron Chef Show?? Pretty sure every flavour of ice cream was on it..." Licking off the melted ice cream from her finger, she nodded. "And Chopped. It's always scary when they turn on the ice cream maker."
"Oh, that one you put on in the bar. And some guy made liver ice cream or something." Kane paused and pointed out a stall. "Oh, look. You can get a hat with windmills on it. It looks slightly less ridiculous than you dating the old man."
"Every time," she groaned, giving Kane a shove on his shoulder. "Are you ever going to let up? It's been like...three months already." and five days. But who was counting? "You're just jealous because I'm not at your beck and call anymore."
"Aw... beck and call? So Adrienne could have had you on a leash?" He shoved her shoulder. "I'm always going to give you shit for Logan. Because it is too damned funny. And because that's what you do for your best friend."
"And when can I expect you to give him the best friend speech then," she asked, her eyebrow raising slightly. "The whole 'don't hurt her or I kill you' one...although I guess you'll have to tweak it for Logan....maybe threaten to stream Disney musicals for a week straight or something."
"No, I'll never do one of those. Fact is, Beulah, you're smart enough to figure out what you want and frankly, I know you'll be the first one pissed if he's an ass. If he hurts you... hey, you're an adult. Getting hurt in relationships happens, and it's not necessarily anyone's fault." He took the top off his cone in one swallow. "Oh hell, ice cream headache! I've read if you rub my testicles, it goes away."
"How 'bout I kick them and see how that goes?"
"I was thinking about it, but I remembered there's supposed to be some kind of massage tent here. Do you want to get your ending happied?" Kane said,
"The only kind of happy ending I want from an asian lady involves an egg roll," Rogue deadpanned. "'sides, that would give me the most happiness anyways. Nom nom."
"Fuck you. Now I want Chinese food." Kane said with a laugh. "Wait, they have the stupid hat tent! Do you want a stupid hat that you'll only wear once? I'll buy it for you as long as your promise to wear it during sex."
She rolled her eyes. "Stay on topic, you. Stupid hat and chinese first. And by stupid hat, I hope you don't mean a wizard one. I want something with ears. Oh! Or maybe a pokemon. I'll pretend it's not there and see how many people come to capture my hat."
"Here's one that looks like a shark is eating your head. You could blame it on that Namor guy. Doesn't he talk to fish or something?"
"Who knows," she answered, finishing her ice cream cone and taking a peek at the hat in question. "When he opens his mouth, I don't listen. I just like looking at him. Eye candy is the best kind of candy. No calories."
"And with the way you've been packing it on lately-" He said, avoiding the swat in reply. He picked up a squid hat and regarded it carefully. "Think I could get Adrienne in just this? Sort of a sexy 'Under the Sea' theme?"
"As long as you don't give her crabs, I'm sure she'll be fine with it," Rogue quipped.
"I bet she'd be up for a little surf and turf. Maybe lock people out of the beach room downstairs, do a little soundproofing..."
"You're gonna be the worst old man to take care of, you know that?.". She gave him a playful punch in the shoulder. "Those poor nursing home ladies won't know what to do with you. I bet you'll be chemically castrated instantly."
"With my powers, I might never get physically old.Maybe grey haired and all that, but still a teenager below the belt." He smirked at her. "See, in forty years, I'm going to look real fine to you."
She threw her hands up in the air. "I give up! If it's not sex, it's a Logan joke. I bet you a million bucks that you can't go five minutes without bringing the convo back to those topics."
"I so can totally- oh, I need to get this for Adrienne!" He picked up a white plush sperm whale and waggled it at her. "Ar, thar I hope she blows!"
Rogue pushed it back at him, laughing. "God, you'll never change will ya?"
"You'd be disappointed if I did." True, he liked to get under Marie's skin, but that's because they were friends. Possibly his best friend, now that he thought about it. He turned and paid for the hat and whale. Adrienne would laugh at the same jokes.
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