xp_logs | Johnjohn and Sam I Am have a little chat...

x-cannonball.livejournal.com posting in

Sunday Night, after Sam reads the thread in

x_students.

cannonballguthrie: ...

x_pyromaniac: Hey, stud.

cannonballguthrie: You. I. Grr. I thought we'd gotten over the whole make-Sam-hide-under-the-desk thing.

x_pyromaniac: No WAY! It's so fun!

cannonballguthrie:

cannonballguthrie: For you.
cannonballguthrie: And apparently my sister and girlfriend.

x_pyromaniac: They have good taste.

cannonballguthrie: So I hear.
cannonballguthrie: Hey, didja get the memo? I'm 23 now.

x_pyromaniac: I wanted to congratulate you, but you weren't AROUND.

cannonballguthrie: I'm sorry! I was busy.
cannonballguthrie: Very busy...

x_pyromaniac: Sides, you wouldn't have liked the present, probably.

cannonballguthrie: Aww.

No present? I thought maybe you'd come back home and surprise me.

x_pyromaniac: If I did that and surprised you how I really wanted to, Alison'd kill me.

cannonballguthrie: I would probably die before you got a chance to do whatever horrible things you're planning anyway.

x_pyromaniac: Oh, they're not horrible. I mean, I haven't had much practice at giving head, but I always figured I'd be real good at it.

cannonballguthrie:...Ah. Well then. I don't think there's a real good answer to that one...

x_pyromaniac: No, there really isn't. But imagining you squirm on your seat and maybe even get a little turned on is response enough for me.

cannonballguthrie: Um. Then I'll just not say anything and let you think what you like. Much easier from this end.

x_pyromaniac: Gee, how will I ever repay you?

cannonballguthrie: Come back!!
cannonballguthrie: Or send me a present.

x_pyromaniac: Don't tempt me.
x_pyromaniac: I could send you a dildo, for the places Miss B can't quite satisfy.

cannonballguthrie:

cannonballguthrie:

x_pyromaniac: Well, you told me you swing both ways.

cannonballguthrie: I know.

cannonballguthrie: Somehow I think that will prove to have been a mistake.

x_pyromaniac: Please. If you're bi, you're bi. No harm, no foul.

cannonballguthrie: No harm to you maybe! Lots of harm to me and the poor abused blood vessels in my face!
cannonballguthrie: And don't you dare make any other-blood-vessle comments.

x_pyromaniac: Scout's honor. I'll be innocent and good.

cannonballguthrie:...
cannonballguthrie: Right.
cannonballguthrie: And I'm the Queen of England.

x_pyromaniac: Well, I always thought you'd look good in furs.

cannonballguthrie: You can get me a mink for my birthday, then.

x_pyromaniac: Can I see you wear it...and only it?

cannonballguthrie: You'd have to ask Ali. She's my manager. Can't give
fashion shows without her consent.
cannonballguthrie:

x_pyromaniac: I'll be sure to ask permission.

cannonballguthrie: You do that. Get signed forms and everything.

x_pyromaniac: In triplicate?

cannonballguthrie: Yes. A pink one, a yellow one, and a white one.
cannonballguthrie: You keep the white one, the pink one goes to Ali, and the yellow one goes to me.

x_pyromaniac: Your brain worries me at times.

cannonballguthrie: My brain is becoming more and more disfunctional due to your lewd antics.

x_pyromaniac: Don't worry, corn fed. You'll get used to them.

cannonballguthrie: I'm pretty sure I'm starting to already. Wow, that's a
scary thought
cannonballguthrie:

x_pyromaniac: I might have to take things up a level.

cannonballguthrie:...
cannonballguthrie: Or not!

x_pyromaniac: Or yes!
x_pyromaniac: Please, you won't know what hit you anyway.

cannonballguthrie: *sigh*
cannonballguthrie: I can't very well stop you.

x_pyromaniac: Well, unless you tied me up and gagged me.
x_pyromaniac: And I'd like that.

cannonballguthrie: I. Um. I'm sure you. Would?

x_pyromaniac: Oh man, the expression on your face right now would KILL
me.

cannonballguthrie: That would be handy. Then I wouldn't have to worry about being jumped.

x_pyromaniac: I think you're worried you wouldn't stop yourself.

cannonballguthrie: Um. No.

x_pyromaniac: Awww, you wouldn't like a little tumble into the wonderful world of man love?

cannonballguthrie:

cannonballguthrie: That was a no.

x_pyromaniac: Shame.

cannonballguthrie: Shame? Where? I thought you didn't have any...
cannonballguthrie: *grins*
cannonballguthrie:

x_pyromaniac: Oh, I don't.
x_pyromaniac: But you do.
x_pyromaniac: And that's the problem.

cannonballguthrie: Ah. Well, tough cookies for you I suppose.

x_pyromaniac: Indeed. And I should really get to bed.

cannonballguthrie: Me too. Up with the sun, I am.
cannonballguthrie: Nice talking to you, Johnjohn, even if you are as crude as ever. And I still expect a birthday present!!

x_pyromaniac: Okay okay, Sam I Am.

cannonballguthrie: Yeeha!

x_pyromaniac: ...
x_pyromaniac: Night, corn fed.

cannonballguthrie: Night!