Wanda, Jake, and Jean-Paul

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Wanda goes on an early-morning visit to Jake's apartment and discovers the owner of the mystery boxers.

( He grinned sleepily at her, looking a bit like a kid who'd been caught with his hand in the cookie jar, only he didn't really care because they were really good cookies. )

Catseye and Fred: Quiet Time Is Now.

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Fred and Catseye share a moment in time...and a couch.

( Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt? )

Rappaccini's Daughter: A Package in the Mail (With Love)

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A very unusual package sends Cammie into a panic, especially when calling the requested number gets things to make less sense.

( No, a joke goes like this: a priest, a rabbi, and two nice but boring suburbanites are sitting in a warehouse except there's no priest or rabbi... okay, I forget how the rest of it goes, but the punchline's basically this; you, little Carmilla, have cost us a great deal of money and quite a few late nights trying to track you down. )

In a panic, Cammie runs to Kurt...

( Cammie, leave this with me. Your parents are alive, and of all the places in the world... we will bring them back. )

{Pas de Trois} Julian and Manuel: A Prom Date Dillema

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Julian and Manuel chat in the weight room, bringing up an interesting proposal about the upcoming prom.

( Esme Stepford has been unhappy lately and as the girls seem to be taken to you, you would make a suitable date for her. )

Rappaccini's Daughter - Found

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Upon arriving in Vermont, Jake gets the phone call he's been dreading. He tries to run, but Wanda won't let him.

( Jake, buddy, I'm the guy who's here to talk to you about that arm you misplaced a few months back. )

Kurt and Jean-Paul, Wednesday

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Jean-Paul stops by for a quick professional chat with Kurt and finds him the worse for wear.

( Do not mention it. If you die, they will never believe that I did not do it. )

Rappaccini's Daughter - Pick Up

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Cammie arrives at the warehouse, where she finds...Jake. She tries to kick his ass. Unfortunately, that's when the bad guys show up.

( You! You think this is fucking funny?! )

Rappaccini's Daughter - Road to Rhode Island

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Jake and Cammie make their escape. Cammie hits him. Jake finds out why his fingers were cut off. Kurt calls, they pick up Wanda, and then Cammie calls home, only to find that things are as bad as they seem.

( This was supposed to be easy, but no, now they're going to start sending me OTHER things! )

Rappaccini's Daughter: A Mother's Love

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Cammie & Jake arrive at Cammie's parents' house and a story Cammie would rather not hear is told. Not all ends well.

( You are a weapon. You are also a human being, but you are also a weapon. You can't stop being the latter any more than you may accomplish ceasing to be the former. )

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In the end, you can always count on friends to save your ass.

( Are they dead? )

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Afterward, Kurt and Cammie have a talk about family and history...

( Tim and Julia _are_ your parents, if you consider them so. For Monica, call her whatever you choose but I would not recommend 'mother' )

Nathan & Callie

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Callie goes to hand into her final paper to Nathan and he makes her an offer she can't refuse.

( The words 'meticulous research' and 'fun' were rarely used together without being ironic. )